NSFW – You Too Can Have Boob Sweat Booze for 100€

1x1.trans NSFW   You Too Can Have Boob Sweat Booze for 100€I’m still kinda confused. I thought today was September 28, not April 1. First there was Froot Loops flavored vodka. Now there’s Boob Booze.

Turns our a “German spirits company” had the ingenious ridiculous idea to filter liquor on playmate’s boobs. Yup. You heard it right. Losery men (and some women – we’re all about equal opportunity here) will pay a premium (100€ per half-liter bottle) to drink booze that was poured down a model’s chest. I call it “boob-sweat-distilling”. If it is real, would people buy this? Probably, because that is as close as they will get to putting their mouth on a woman’s breasts. Did I forget to mention that each bottle comes with a picture?

1x1.trans NSFW   You Too Can Have Boob Sweat Booze for 100€SERIOUSLY WTF? Who in the hell had this idea?

The “company” is called G-Spirits and this is their “Playmate of the Year” edition. Items available are rum, whiskey and vodka. I say these guys are the new Sacha Baron Cohen, but only time will tell. If you’re curious, there is a video…but please don’t open up at work, or in front of the kiddies.

From their website ” We quickly realized that taste alone is not enough to enjoy a drink…” “…we came once on a vodka that has flowed before its bottling about diamonds (a.k.a. boobs)”.

Answers from their Q&A (ignore the horrible grammar, it’s what came about from Google translation).

1x1.trans NSFW   You Too Can Have Boob Sweat Booze for 100€1. If any spirit filled really about female breasts?

G-Spirits: Yes, it is. The entire contents of our bottles flowed across the bosom of the respective models. So it is not a marketing joke.

2. In your first edition of 5000 bottles of spirits each type are sold. Really 2500 liters on the breasts of the models are wrong?

G-Spirits: No. 2500 liters would be natural for a session too much. We always fill from only small quantities. If required, then new dates will be agreed with the models.

3. Gets her no problems with the health department?

G-Spirits: Of course we informed us exactly what rules we have to comply to avoid interfering with the food law in conflict. We have a list of requirements and kept us well to this. In addition, medically trained staff on site was to oversee the whole thing.

We say pour it down their a33 cracks, and then we can start talking about pre-ordering cases.

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