Candwich
First there was the Manwich, now you can have a “Candwich“. You read right. Yet another abomination has hit the shelves. Who needs to hit up the deli when you can just grab your can opener and eat?
The Markone Foods website cites the following benefits to Candwich:
– Good for people on the go – I thought sandwiches were pretty portable to begin with
– Unique packaging for protection –from what?
– Does not require refrigeration – I’m sure this puppy is “low” in sodium
– Longer shelf life in case of natural disasters – I’m picturing fallout shelters stacked with these
– Available as single can, four-pack or by the case – Just in case you really, really need sandwiches in a can – perfect for parties
I’m sure someone will buy this ridiculous item. As for me, I’ll stick with my local deli and some wax paper.