JD Bacon Coffin

1x1.trans JD Bacon CoffinPeople say they love bacon to death. This has led to some insane products being developed:

1x1.trans JD Bacon CoffinBacon Milkshakes
Bacon “Lotion”
Bacon Cologne (because every girl wants a man that smells like bacon)
Bacon Everything!

1x1.trans JD Bacon CoffinOr so we thought. Now people can really prove they love bacon to death. JD’s, the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt have just released the Bacon Coffin. The coffins are decorated with bacon and pork images and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.  From their press release “Classy.  Bacon.  Coffin.”

If you want to secure your own, it will cost you $2,999.99 plus shipping and handling.


Blanca Valbuena
I am one of the co-founders of FriendsEAT. Obviously, I love to eat. Other passions include A Song of Ice and Fire, Shakespeare, Dostoyevski, and Aldous Huxley.
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